I’m going on hiatus until I no longer want to kill myself. I don’t know how long that’s going to be, but hopefully once I’m on break, I might actually start to feel better.
1/? gifsets of axel being kind of insane
If I post a meme but we’ve never interacted, do the thing anyway
If I post a meme and we already have three threads going, do the thing anyway
If I post a meme and you don’t even follow me, do the thing anyway
If I post a meme but you owe me reply that you’re not feeling, do the thing anyway
If I post a meme and you’re bored, do the thing
- "Okay, well, we’re never trying a recipe from Pintrest again."
- "We were out of paprika so I used cayenne instead. They’re basically the same, right?"
- "You said burning water was impossible, so explain why the smoke detector’s going off."
- "I didn’t know you could cook."
- "The whole kitchen is flooded with dough. You’re not allowed to use yeast ever again."
- "Well, that does it. I’m a vegetarian now."
- "I told you I could cook."
- "I kind of sliced my hand open and bled into the potatoes…is this fixable?"
- [text]: Your birthday present is that I’m wearing whipped cream, chocolate syrup, and nothing else. Hurry home.
- "I’m allergic, dumbass."
- "Is glitter edible?"
- "Let me get this straight. You found a unicorn, and your first response was to kill and cook it?"
- "Just because you can add food coloring to something, that doesn’t mean you should."
- "The good news is, dinner’s ready. The bad news is, the kitchen’s on fire."
- "You can never have too much garlic."
- "In retrospect, I should have baked the cake before icing it."
For gits and shiggles… Yes